40h cycki z powrotem na to

Okay, so I was asked yesterday, "What do you wear to the office?"

Well, as you can see, your typical nice little blouse doesn't really fit me too well.

The buttons are tight. They are just about to explode.

My boobs look awkward because they're like smashed in there.

But I said, "If I was a secretary in your office, I would wear whatever you wanted me to."